why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Randomize
