Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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