I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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