Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
