Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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