I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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