But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
