At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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