Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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