I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
im holly from the hills drunk
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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