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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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