I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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