He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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