They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
whose ass print is on the piano?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Also, beer. Big fan.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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