If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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