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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
it glows. i had to have it.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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