are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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