marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
did you get engaged???
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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