But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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