OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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