I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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