By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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