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And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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