I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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