handjob tips. give me some.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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