i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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