I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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