Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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