I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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