Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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