I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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