it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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