idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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