You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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