where am i from again
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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