i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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