Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
