JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
