I'm going to jail i love you
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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