the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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