is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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