I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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