Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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