Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I need to wash the frat house off of me
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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