I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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