p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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