Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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