what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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