i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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