Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
